Jonathan's Voice Mail

[drivesadesk]

Hey! It's Jonathan Walsh! Super sorry you didn't catch me, but leave me a message and I'll definitely get back to you.

Comments

[drivesadesk]

No. Not yet, anyway.

[ghoulking]

So you just discovered and fought an unknown drone from who knows where and nobody is demanding for it to be locked down and studied. [ aha. ]

Well, then it won't be that much of a problem to share drone parts, I suppose. Do you think you can bring me some to study, Jonathan-san? I know some imPorts who could try to figure out where that came from.

[drivesadesk]

Pretty much.

I can't see why not.

[ghoulking]

Thank you. I appreciate it a lot.

Hopefully there won't be another attack any time soon.

[drivesadesk]

Yeah, well, we won't be in space for too much longer.

[ghoulking]

Would you prefer to stay up there? [ since, well - Jonathan is an alien right? ]

[drivesadesk]

Nah. I mean, it's nice being able to get off planet, but it's not like I can go anywhere exciting with Earth technology.

[ghoulking]

Except now you may, with this new discovery.

[drivesadesk]

Well, that depends on where this drone came from. If it's alien, then maybe. If not...

[ghoulking]

true-

The Porter says there is no alien life in this galaxy. [ but who knows what is going on in other galaxies ]

I guess we will have to wait and see.

[drivesadesk]

Which means my species doesn't exist in this universe.

[Which wasn't the point, but still...]

But yeah, it's pretty suspicious. It could have come from Earth. If it came from another galaxy...even my people couldn't make something that could travel that far.

[ghoulking]

Unless they have a Porter. [ because, after all... there is still a Porter out there in another universe ]

[drivesadesk]

Yeah. I guess that's possible.

[ghoulking]

Yeah.

[ anyway ]

Thank you for your time, Jonathan-san. I will try talking to others.

text - some time after spaaaace in the middle of the night

[shadowglitter]

Hey. It's the great and handsome and attractive and super lonely Odin Dark.
It's kind of weird?! Not having everyone around?! I got used to being locked up in a tiny house with everyone for three weeks. I kind of miss it?
Also I'm super scared that we're going to stop being friends now that we don't have a reason to hang out all the time? And so.

What's up? I hope I'm not waking you.

[drivesadesk]

Well, I was sleeping, but I'm not now. But yeah. It's really weird not having you and Peter fighting in the bed while we're trying to sleep.

I kind of liked sharing a bed, though.

But we're totally going to keep being friends. I'm kind of glad to be back and able to eat real food again, but kind of mad that they didn't let us keep the bits of that drone that attacked us.

[shadowglitter]

I liked sharing a bed too. Being on my own in one feels weird now.
I don't really miss getting punched in the ribs by Peter at 3am,
though.
Next time we share a bed, it can be just you and me, or something.

[ He realizes how that sounds, but he just lets it hang in the air. ]

Ugh, yeah. Same. The bits of meteor, too. I wanted to make that space-sword so bad.
I forgot how badly I missed real food. I'm never eating gross space paste ever again.

[drivesadesk]

Yeah. I wouldn't mind sharing a bed with you. Less punching with just the two of us.

Yeah, I know, right? It would've been real cool.

But yeah, real food is awesome. I'm learning about all the stuff that gets deep fried on this planet, and it's amazing.

[shadowglitter]

Weeeeeee couuuuuld doooooooo thaaaaaaaaaaat? We could do that. There's no cameras. Right now. And you did say something about when we're back on earth. Or.
Something.
If you want.
Maybe.

Or we could just keep talking about food.
You ever had bear steak? Nobody here eats bear.

[drivesadesk]

Yeah. We could totally do that. I mean, no cameras, right?

Bear steak is a thing? I've never had that. I've never had a lot of things on Earth. We could do both things. Food and sex.

I've never had sex with a human before.

[shadowglitter]

Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Right.
Hm.
Hmm.

Let's leave the food? Let's leave the food. We can do food later. Or after. Or something. Or before? Or after. Preferably after.
I kinda just wanna skip right to the other thing.
Caaaaaaaaan IIIIIIIIII cooooooome ooooooooover?

[drivesadesk]

Yes! And after works.

I live at Heropa 004.

[shadowglitter]

'Kay.

[ beep! he hangs up. he's slightly nervous when he heads over to Heropa 4 - and rather than wear his normal avant garde bodysuit bullshit, he's just in a henley and sweats with sleeves rolled up over his biceps. he knocks on Jon's door and heads in when he's invited. ]

Uh, hey. So.

So.

Soooooooo.

You've really never done this with a human? What's your-- uh. History? With this kinda thing?

[drivesadesk]

[Jonathan's a little surprised to see Odin wearing normal clothing. He's wearing a t-shirt and sweat pants himself, but that's closer to what he usually wears, so less surprising.]

I mean I've done this before. With reptilians. Just...not humans.

[So he isn't completely inexperienced. Jonathan begins leading the way to his room.]

[shadowglitter]

Right. Okay. Yeah. I mean - yeah. I figured? I figured.

[ He heads to Jon's room, taking a deep breath. He's the one who... initiated this, but he's still nervous. All talk, this dude.

He sits on the edge of Jon's bed. ]

So -

What's more... comfortable for you? Skinsuit or - no skinsuit?